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Omar Hassan

Aik dafa ka zikar hai ke aik mia or aik hi biwi dono bohut khushi khushi zindagi gozaar rahe the(pata nahi kaise) kher on ka aik pyara sa beta bhi tha jo 5 saal ka tha.Aik din chaand raat ko mian or os ka beta Mithai lene nikalte hain or waapsi main on ki car ke samne aik truck a jata hai jo on dono baap bete ko kochalta howa nikal jata hai(kemari ki taraf) or woh dono wahin ALLAH ko pyaare ho jaate hain.Jab os ki biwi ko yeh khabar batai jaati hai to woh jaa ke apne kaproon ki maching ki chorian pehenti hai or phir matam manati hai or phir apni chorian tor deti hai.phir os ki biwi ko os ke Shohar or os ke bete ke khoon(blood)main lat pat kapre die jaate hain to woh onhe aise hi almari main rakhdeti hai.Raat ko jub woh chain ki neend soti hai to os ke khowab main aik baba aata hai jo ose kehta hai ke tum ne jo kapre khon main latpat hain almari main rakhe hain ose nikaal ke dhoke rakho.Dosre din woh aise hi kerti hai.phir jab raat hoti hai wohi baba phir os ke khowab main aata hai or kehta hai ke on kaproon ko acchi tara dho os main abhi tak daag laga howa hai.Dosre din phir woh on kaproon ko dhoti hai laikin daag phir bhi nahi jaate.Tesre din ose khowab nahi ata to woh bohut khush hoti hai laikin foran bell bajti hai or jab woh darwaza kholti hai to woh baba os ke saamne khara hota hai to woh baba se kehti hai ke main kia karoon main to kapre ghis ghis ke thak gai daag jaate hi nahi to baba apni jab main haath daal ke nikalta hai or kehta hai ""SURF EXEL HAI NA"".

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