Jokes

Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?

proffessor sahab class may dakhill hotay hain or kahtay hain kay ajj hum mandak ka operation karain gay or apni jaib may hath dall kay sandwotch nikalta hai or table pay rakh data hai os kay student kahtay hain sirr ya to sandwitch hai.professor kahta hai sandwitch to may nay rastay may kia khayay tha...

gulukar ne apne hamsaye se shikayat ki ""bhai saaab mein jaab bhi gana gata hoon app ka kuta bhonkana shuru ker deta hai"" hamsaye ne jawab diya ""is mein kute ka kiya kasoor hai pehaal to app kerte hain na

aik lerka kamra imtahan mein betha bari dair se sawaliya perche ko dekh raha tha.nigran ne humdardi se pucha: kyoon kiya sawal samajh nahi a raha?umeed war ne jawab diya:percha to mushkil nahi hai ji!bus mein soch raha hoon ke is sawal ka jawab koon si jaib mein hai? hahahhaha

aik saas ke 3 damad hote hay .woh dekhna cahti hay ke kun us se zuyada piyar kerta hay .ye dekhne ke liye woh 1 din well may gir jati hay lakin 1st damad bacha leta hay.woh use inamm may scooter deti hay .2nd day wapis wohi kerti hay or 2nd damad bachata hay .woh us ko computer deti hay.3rd day wapis yehi kerti hay lakin 3rd amad sochta hay ke pehlay ko scooter 2nd ko computer phir mujhe to cycle mile gi ye soch ker woh use nahi bchaata or woh mer jati hay.2nd day jab woh ghar ata hay to aik buhat beri mercities ki car kheri hoti hay or us per likha hota hay susser ki taraf se damad ke liye

ek madari kartab dikharaha hota hai us main woh ek limo nichorta hai our katha hai kay agrar kisi main himat hai to is say ziyada nichor ker dikhay ek palwan ata hai woh us say ziyada nichor nahi pata us kay bad ek patla dubla admi ata hai
woh us main say panch katray mazeed nilat day ta hai sab us say puch tain hain kay tum phalwan to nahi woh bolta hai main (INCOME TAX OFFICER )hon.

aik sahib nay waiter ko bula ker shikayet ki. meray soop mein aik pata taer(swim) raha hai.yeh koi haret ki baat nahien janab waiter nay itminan say jawab diya
dar asal har baray sheher meinhamaray resturan ki shakhien hain

AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

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