Miscellaneous

TRUE incident ...

KARACHI "
shersha pull per subha 9 bajy
5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan say tha or wo 1 gari say otar kr 2sri par sawar hony lagy thy k
aik
na maloom
motorcycle walay Ne
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Salam kiya
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3 afrad ne moqay par hi jawab de diya

or

2 ne kaha
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Ye kaun tha?

A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a ''Women Shoe Shop''.....
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50% discount if you select in 5
minutes!

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja... "Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ... Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati
Hai..=P:-)

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4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

Us larki k israar par tum ne sharab noshi, ayashi aur awara gardi tark kar di?
"Be-Shak"
To phir tum ne us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
"Mai ne socha itni mushkil se zindagi sudhri hai, to ab usay dobara jahanum banane ki kia zarorat hai"?

Aik Talib-e-ilm ne MBA ka form bhartay hue choukidaar se poocha.
Janab! yeh university kaisi hai?
Buhat achi hai maine bhi MBA isi university se kia hai.

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

1 shakhs ne molvi se poocha
agar namaz parhte hue sher aa jaye to kya namaz jari rakhni chahiye ?
molvi : agar wuzu baqi rahay to jari rakh satke hain