Miscellaneous

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try again later

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

1 baar aik ganjay k sar 8-10 baal ug aye ganja naai k pas gaya,

Naai gusse mein bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Ganja sharmaty howy bola inhy color kar do

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Beta: Ami Kia Love Marriage karne se ghar walay naraz hoty hain..?

Maa: Tu yaqeenan kisi churail k chakar me ho ga. or ya sb tujha soi daayan ne kaha ho ga. ye aj kal ki larkiyan to bs larkon ko phansany me lagi rehti hen. jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin.Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hotihen.

Beta: ami aisa kuch nahi hai. wo Abu bata rhy thy k ap dono ki Love Marriage thi...!