Miscellaneous

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "

Who agrees?

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol!

aik aurat shopping karnay gai aur waps aakar ghar me bataya key mein aik suit lainay gai thee lekin mujhe bohat khoobsoorat jootay nazar aye tou mein is liye ye hand bag le ayi hoon

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I''ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

mairay mazhab mein sharab haram hai saqi
iss liye tairay gham mein lassi pee raha hoon
aik aur glass do lassi ka, aaj tou dukh bhi bohat hai aur garmi bhi

Pappu di maan: pappu meri jutti labb de
pappu panj minute baad google wich tpe karan laga meri maa di jutti
google: ae google way teri maa da vehra nahee

SARDAR cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra,

Faqeer: ALLAH k nam pe kuch de do!

SARDAR: chal peeche beth tenu chootay dewan

A MAN: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C = Come
O = On
L = Lets
L = Love
E = Each
G = Girl
E = Equally

Thats why boys go to college regularly