Miscellaneous

foot baal ke doo khilari baatein kar rahay thay aik bola. mai ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay poooray doo ghantay baad wapas i. “ dosra bola : yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mein ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay woh doo din baad wapas i aur is ke sath aik parchi bhi thi. jis par likha tha kay yeh foot baal aindah chaand par nah aaye .

aik admi army me bharti hogaya do din bad jung shuru hogai, doran e jang aik goli uss aadmi ke helmet par lag gai jab us admi ne ye dekha to bhag khara hua aur bola, aqalmand kay liye ishara hi kafi hota hai

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha.

Usne socha mein facebook ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhooloon..

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT "

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect"

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked

aik admi ladies ward me admit hogaya
nurse: tumhen sharam nahee ati ?
admi: kaisi sharam mein tou peda bhi ladies ward mein hua tha

molvi sahab se kisi ne poocha: halwa khayenge ya murghi
molvi sahab: Allah tumhe bhi isi tarah paresha kare jiss tarah tum ne muje pareshani mein dal diya hai.

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay?
Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir jee toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Pappu: Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhaun?

Pappu :- nahi saale Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad