Miscellaneous

Girl: parose wali aunty muje bohat tang karti hain jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti hai mere gaal khainch kar kehti hain ab tumhari bari hai mene iska ek hal nikala hai

Friend: kya?

Girl: jab bhi kisi ki maut hoti hai me aunty k gal pakar kar khenchti hoo aur keht hoon k ab aapki bari hai...

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P

Kitney tohfey deti hai yeh Mohobbat Bhi
FARAZ
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or ami se pitai Alag

(',') Oye Ammi
/{.}\ Ko Kis
_/ \_ Ne Bataya?

5 most undefined things of girls,



1) aap na bahut wo ho



(now what the hell is woh) =)



2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi



(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/



3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay



(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O



4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun



(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D



5) I am very selfish na



(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...