Miscellaneous

ek sikh talab k kinare betha tha wahan ek mandak a gaya or bola sikhaon k dimagh nai hote...
sikh! hote han
mandak! nai hote nai hote nai hote..
ye kah kr mandak ne talab me chalang laga di.
sikh! le adey che khud khushi karn di ki zrorat c..

Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
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Friend:"
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

Thoko LIKE for Kaminey friends..

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??

Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi