Miscellaneous

sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.

kaka subah sawairay utha karo is ke bohat faiday hain
dekho jo chirya subah sawairay uthti hain in ko kiray makoray khane ko mil jatay hain,

madam jee our jo kiray subah sawairay uthtay hain in ko jaldi uthnay ki saza bhi to milti hai.

MohAbaT Ka SaFar Lamba Hy To Kya Hua?

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ThoRa Tum ChALo
ThoRa Hum ChaLeN
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Phr "RIKSHA" Krwa Len Ge
Ki KhaYaL ae??.

Saas:
Aj Sy Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai
Aj Se Tum Mjhe MAA Or Sasur Ko ABU Kahogi.
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Sham Ko Larki Ka Husband Aya To Boli
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Ammi
Bhai Jaan Aa Gye..

Salam.. kia hal hai? me thek hun. Mujhe apko ye btaty howy b0hat khushi aur fakhar mehsoos ho raha hy k Allah k fazal o karam aur waldein ki duaon aur ap jese azeem dosto ki #mohabbat or hosla afzai ki badolat aaj mera
KHARBOOZA
Meetha nikla hy.thanks mery to anso he nae tham rahy..

Bhale FB pe larki ka naam Princess,
sweeto,barbie ,fairy ho......
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gher mei ek bar to jharu pocha kerna perta hai :p

Aadmi: Meri biwi buhat fuzool kharch hai, Jab se shadi hui hai har roz 100, 200 maangti hai.
Dost (Hairangi se): wo in paison ka kia karti hai?
Aadmi: kia pata yar mai ne kabhi diye hi nahi.

aik charsi qabrustan mein chars pi raha tha, police aagai to charsi ne chars chhupa di .
police : kya kar rahay ho ?
charsi : kuch nahi apne waalid ki ke liye dua kar raha hon .
police : yeh to kisi chhootey bachay ki qabar hai .
charsi : waalid sahib bachpan mein hi faut ho gaye thay .

Bhikari shiekh se: Dus rupay de de baba teen din se kuch nahi khaya.
Shiekh: 100 rupay dunga, pehle yeh bata. Dus rupay mai khana kahan se milta hai?