Miscellaneous

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D

Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
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<)) 1 Maen,
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2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

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Our
3rd ApKa Dost
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<)) yani k phir
// Maen,

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
DI$'',

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Kon Dhonde
Ga Tujhko,,,
Kabhi na mile tu
Mujhko.....:-D

Modern shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Thora aur socho..?
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Fakeer0n se

Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay
Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai.
Or sab kehte hain
Marhoom ka chehra bht noorani hai...

BIOLOGICAL QUESTION
Machcharr agar ek jaga do baar kaat le tou kya hota hai?
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Daanay Pe Daana
Oh Daana Dane pe Dana Danana:p

"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.

"Wifes" are like "Daal Chawal"
No other option but good for Health