Miscellaneous

Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske Identity card me hoti hai
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Or itni khoobsoorat bhi nahi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile me hoti hai

#truth #funny

1 chota larka bus ki khirki se pishab kr rha tha
1 anty ney dekha or bola
anty: tujhe sharam nhi ati
bacha:anty sharam ko choro
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presure dekho kitna dur ja rha hai :D :P
!!OwN3R!!

ek aadmi par bijli ki tar gir gai aadmi tarap tarap kar marnay hi wala tha ke usay yaad agaya k bijli to subh se band hai

My friend sent his marriage invitation from facebook
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I sent him gift from farmville
Sahii Kia Naa? - ||••

"Every walk of life contains Ups & Downs, Roses &
Thorns, "Stones & Mud" .
So my sincere Advice to you is
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"Jutti pa k phirya karo"..

Molvi Mehmaan Sy:
Ap K Liy KADDU SHARIF Pkwaon?
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Mehmaan:
Gunahgar Insaan Hoon KADU
SHARIF K Qabil Nahi
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Aisa Karain Aik Beghairat sa
MURGHA Paka lain..

Quality of good friends
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When I J0KE
They Take iT SERi0USLY
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When Im SERi0US
Hans Hans K FEELiNS Ki DHAJJiYA Ura Dety Hain.. :p :D

aik aadmi doosray aadmi se: mera zikar aaj akhbar me aya hai
doosra aadmi: sach?
pehla admi: yeh surkhi dekho likha hai nah ke mulk ki abadi 20 crore hogai hai.
doosra aadmi: haan likha hai lekin tumhara zikar kaha hai?
pehla aadmi: un 20 crore me me bhi to hoon