Miscellaneous

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen

1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe

Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?

Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.

TaXi Driver: 0ye Sardar G, Petrol Khatam Hu Gya Hai, TeXi AGay Nahi Ja Sakti. .

Sardar: 0ye k0i Ghal nhi Chal Wapas Mor Lay.!

*Larkiyan Cycle pe honi chahiyen, Paidal To Wo aqal se b hoti hain.

Banday ko Business man hona chahiye, Engineer to mochi bhi hota hai.

Insan Ko Sharif Hona Chahiye, BadMashh to dil b hota hai.

Banday Ko Fitt Hona Chahiye, Smart To Phone B Hota Hai.

LapTop to Dell ka Hona Chahiye, Apple to Fruit B Hota Hai

Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chahiye, Hmmmm To Bhens Bhi Karti Hai..

Cell Ho to Nokia Ho, S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hain

Insan Ko Bat Karny Se Pehlay Salam Krna Chahiye, Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain

Dost badtmeez honay chahiyen, Achy to dagh b hoty hain

Boy : Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
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Girl : Chal
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Boy : Kaha?
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Girl : Principal k pass
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Boy : Lo ab apni behen se majak bhi nhi kar sakta
.
Girl : Bewakuf! Chutti mangne k
liye..!!
Hahahaha Thoko Like

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankha tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi.

eik aadmi university ke toilet main gaya ander sit per baitha to saamne likha tha: keh itna zor agar talim per daite to aaj kisi achi sit per hote!!!

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D