Miscellaneous

2 moqe p insan apne dost ko bhi bhool jata hai,
1: pyari si girl friend mill jaye,
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ya aaloo ki biryani main achanak boti mill jaye..

Funny moments of the students..
During exam:"
Yeh bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya...

Meera : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift Do.

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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath Koi Gift Nhi Hai.

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Meera: Bakwas Na Kero, Shampoo Pe Likha Hai: "DANDRUF FREE".

EDa tu Shokha

Woh ladai hi Kya jisme do-char
galliya na ho..
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Woh sasural hi kya jisme
do-char salliya na ho...

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa
barbad kar dete hain.

Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina
kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.=D
=pppppppppp

Ap ki soch ko salam !!

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
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Stop counting smart one. Fish can''t drown

SHADI'' Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke Afsos
Hota Hai....
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.Ke Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha "MODEL"
Mill Jata... :D ;p

2 students raat mai parhty howy
1st: what''s the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen.