Miscellaneous

Ghazab ka Nakhra Ajab Ye Style Hy, SmS Nahi karty Or kehty Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hy, Kanjusi ki Had To Dekho Touba Touba Itni bezti k bad B Chehre Pe Smile Hai. . kanjoos khai kay

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Full form of GIRL G: Gussa Hamesha Naak Per I: Itraane Me Sabse Aagey R: Rone Ki Automatic Machine L: Larne Me Subki Naani Phir Bhi Duniya Inki Dewani.

Dost: yaar agar bhens main bhi aqal hoti to kiya hota.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.

Girl - Remove my top
Justin bieber - did it...
Girl - now remove my skirt
Justin bieber - did it...
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Girl - I will kill you justin if you wear my Clothes again

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha

Pathan apne bhai se: tum hamara shadi par kiya khas kare ga?
Bhai: hum tumhara shadi main hawai firing nahin balke khudkash dhama ke kare ga!!!

woh mur mur kar hamen dekh rahe thay aur ham unhen
kyukay
paper mein na unhe kuch aat atha na hame