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Shaheen Fatima
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Howa Tha.
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×
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Apr 14, 2018 at 09:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Zafar Ali Khan
Sardar Ankhain Band Karky Ayene Ke Samny Khara Hogia.
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×
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Apr 14, 2018 at 02:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Asiya Faheem
If U Pass In Exams.
If U pass in exams:
Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !
Lover :
So sweet..
&
Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?
Like if u like this post :P
Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !
Lover :
So sweet..
&
Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?
Like if u like this post :P
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Apr 13, 2018 at 19:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Nasir Alam
Prove That2/10=2!
Prove that
2/10=2
!
American students
Wrong question.
... !
British student:
It cant be done. Math error
!
australian student:
It''s strange, how is it possible?
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten = wo / en
T se T cancel.
(in a,b,c
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15/ 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
We never ask ...
Ans kia hai?we only ask,
Ans Kia lay kr ana hai?
Dedicated to all Pakistani students...:D
2/10=2
!
American students
Wrong question.
... !
British student:
It cant be done. Math error
!
australian student:
It''s strange, how is it possible?
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten = wo / en
T se T cancel.
(in a,b,c
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15/ 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
We never ask ...
Ans kia hai?we only ask,
Ans Kia lay kr ana hai?
Dedicated to all Pakistani students...:D
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Apr 13, 2018 at 11:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Muzammil Shahzad
Waja Mulahiza Kijiye
Rasheed hospital kyun pohanch gaya?
"Wo kal muneer sahab k ghar mai muneer sahab ki tarah zindagi basar karne ki koshish kar raha tha k upar se muneer sahab aa gaye."
"Wo kal muneer sahab k ghar mai muneer sahab ki tarah zindagi basar karne ki koshish kar raha tha k upar se muneer sahab aa gaye."
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Apr 13, 2018 at 04:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Muzammil Shahzad
Akhbar Ki Jaga
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Apr 12, 2018 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Abdul Basit
Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hay?
Khareedar: Ye bara kitne ka hay?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Khareedar heraan ho kar:
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Touch screen wala he kya..??
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Khareedar heraan ho kar:
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Touch screen wala he kya..??
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Apr 11, 2018 at 09:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Usama Arshad
4 Guys1 From Harvard.
4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &
Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...
1 Common Question...
What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye
Sardar: Loose Motions
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &
Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...
1 Common Question...
What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye
Sardar: Loose Motions
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!
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1 Like ·
Apr 10, 2018 at 03:04
Category: miscellaneous
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