Miscellaneous

a cowboy went to Spain to see bull fighting. The show was great and the bull was defeated and killed. the cowboy went to a restaurant in the stadium he saw a man eating a dish which seemed good so he asked the waiter about it ,he was informed that these were the testis of the defeated, the bull, the cowboy asked for them the waiter said that only one show a day so come again tomorrow. the cowboy went again the next day and asked for his dish he was served ,he liked it a lot and ate all but as he was leaving he asked the waiter why was the quantity lesser than yesterday? the waiter replied coldly the bull isn?t defeated everyday the man looses too.

aik maa aur beta ice cream khaate hoe jaa rahay hote hai to bete ki ice cream gir jaati hai beta ice cream khaane lagta hai to maa kehti hai k mat uthao use giri hoi cheez ko nahi utathe gaye hai phir thoda aagay jaatay hain to maa gir jaati hai maa bete ko kehti hai k beta utao mujhe to beta kehta hai k ammi jaan aap hi ne to kaaha tha k giri hui cheez ko nahi utahtay

once a woman returned home and asked her new maid ""did you clean out the refrigerator as i told you"".""yes madam"",said the girl,and every thing was very tasty"".

one friend to the other ""you should not drink daily"".the other friend ""i do not drink daily.i drink only two days ,one when its raining and other when it does not rain"".

Baloon Main phasay ho Tum
""Baloon Main phassay ho tum ""
""Tumhain Kangee say nikaloon gaa""
""Kangee say na niklay tou""
"" Main TIND kara loon gaa""

Doo Bachay Appes Main Batein Kar Rahay Tahy Akk Kaha Kay Tum Koo Kouch Bhi Nahee Atta Dosray Nay Suna Aur Bola Yaar Atta Hai Aur Buhat Zoor Say Atta Hai Lakin Jub Bahi Main Waha Per Jatta Hoon Wahaa Phlay Say Koee Na Koee Mujood Hotta Hai,

Ek aurat apnay bachay ko lay kar ship main kaheen ja rahee hoti hay. Ship Pesingers say bhari hoi hoti hay. Achanak ship halkay halkay jhatkay lenay lagti hay to us aurat k haath say bacha choot jata hay. Saaray pani main dekhtay hain magar kisi ki himmat nahin hoti pani main jaanay ki. Achanak ek 80 sala babaji pani main JUMP lagatay hain or bachay ko bacha kar bahar lay aatay hain. Saaray pasinger babaji ki taarif kartay hain or kehtay hain k wah bhai wah app nay to kamal kar diya baray mian.
Baray mian jo gussay main red yellow ho rahay hotay hain kehtay hain.
""Oa tareef baaaad main karna pehlay yeh batao k mujhay dhakka kiss nay diya tha?""
ha ha ha ha ha

Aik mareeez doctor k paas aata hai or kehta hai k doctor sahib meri yadaasht boht kamzor hai, main her cheez bhool jaata hoon,
Doctor: aap ko yeh bimaree kub say hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahib kon si bemaree?
:) hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ;)

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ""TRAGEDY"". One little boy stands up and offers,
""If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY.""