Miscellaneous

Pakistan ki memon rejment
Chechnia main jab Pakistan ki fouj uno ki taraf say wahan per taenat honay lagi tu Pakistani officers nay ye socha kay memon rajment bana kay bhaiji jai. Lehaza memon bhaion ko wahan per bheja gaia. Uno kay officer nay dakha kay sham ku aik Pakistani fuji Russia ka tank lay kar araha hay wo log bohat heran hue aur usay hi caman kay samnay pesh kia officer nay us say pocha kay tum ye tenk dushman say akalay chheen kay lai hu.us nay jawab dia kay ji han. Uno officer nay us ku 5000 $ inaam dia aur 15 din ki chutian deen.15 din baad wo jawan phir sham ku dusman ka tank lay aya us ku phir 5000$ inaam mila aur 15 din ki chhutian mil gain .jab wo 4 tank lay aya to uno nay inquiry shoro ki kay ye her martaba tank kaisy lay ata hai. Pakistani fuji say pooch guchh shroo hui uno walon nay poocha kay tum apna tank kahan park karty hu tu us nay jawab dia kay main apna tank Russian fuji ku day ata hu aur us ka tank lay ata hu uther us kau bi 5000$ miltain hain aur sath main 15 chhootina bhi.

secretary goes to the doctor on behalf of boss, -Big boss no fart- doctor gives tablet, next day secretary returns to doctor, -Big boss no fart- doc gives a bigger tablet, next day secretary returns, -Big boss no fart-, doctor scratches his head, gets out an old large bottle, gives tablet size of tennis ball, next day secretary returns,-Big fart no Boss!-

ONCE UPON A TIME A TEACHER SAID TO HIS SCHOLAR, SHAHANA!MY DEAR HOW MANY SEASONS ARE THERE IN A YEAR!!
SHAHANA ANSWERED, SIR FOUR.
TEACHER REPLAY;VERY GOOD.
WHICH WHICH!!!
SHAHANA: 1. EXAMN,
2. ELECTION,
3. STRIKES,
4. WORLD CUP.
HE HO HA HA............>

ek defa ek admee ke ghar main aagg lag jati hai to saree log agg bujhane main lage rahate hain ek admee us se aa ker poochta hai ke app ke ghar main agg lagi hai aur app aither bhatee hain who bolta hai main bata nahin hoon belke barish ki dua mang raha hoon

ek larke ne apni mangetar ka hat apne hat main lia or mangni ki angoti dhakne laga jo us ne teen din phele use phanai thius ne pocha tumheri friends ne is ki tareef kimangater ne jawab dia ke inoho ne be intha tereef ki or do dost ne to is ko pachan bhi lia

aik anpar larka aik pare likeh larke se puchta hai ke Alubakahra kise kehte hai
para likah larka kehta hai ke Alubakahra use kehte,,aik alu hota hai jise bukhar chara wa hota hai--!!!! LOL

khoti chrhi pahar pay surkhi pauder la kay khota mary seeteani pant burshat pa kay

aik saheb ki bevee unsay tang theen kiuon kah woh bister main pishab kerdatay they ,woh saheb aik din bahut parishan howay kah shaitan yay sab karata hay owr bagum dant tee hain ,shaitan kay owper naraz hotay hain owr shaitan ko kahtay hain kay aaj to mujhko mill ,jub raat ko soo jatay hain to shaitan aata hay yah usper naraz hotay hain owr sub kuchh batatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kah bus sirf baigum say pareshan ho koee mas-alla naheen tum bagum ko heeray jawahir day ker khush kardoo ,woh boltay hain kaisay,shaitan bolta hay aaoow maray sath ,shaitan unko aik kowain kay pass lay jata hay owr kahta hay kah tum under utter ker jitnay chahoo heray bherloo woh saheb under utterker teen char booreeyan bhar latay hain,phir shaitan ko kahtay hain kah owper khachoo shaitan unko owper khaichta hay muger woh neechay wapiss hojatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kia musalla hay woh saheb boltay hain kah koee mujhko neechay say khaich raha hay shaitan bolta hay tang ko jhutka doo woh boltay hain naheen chhr raha hay ,shaitan bolta hay uskay moon kay owper hugg doo yah jasay hee uskay moon kay owper huggtay hain ,Bevee ka zoordar thupper lagta hay kah kumbukht rooz to bister per pishab kartay thay aaj hugg bhee dia. Ha Ha Hi Hi Hoo

Aik ladki apni dost ko kehti hai dekho yeh anghoothi mujhe mere boy friendnadeem ne di hai mere haath main kitni fit hai.
Doosri ladki kehti hai yeh meri ungli main kafi tang thi chalo acch hoa tumhe poori aa gaye...............