Miscellaneous

Ustaad nay shagird se poocha,""batao ! Tarzan kay akhri alfaaz kya thay"" ? Shagird nay sir khujaya aur bola,""Tehnyioon per MOBIL OIL kis kameenay nay lagaya tha"" , shagird nay soochtay huway jawab diya.

QUESTION:

Wat do ya say to a fotball player in an ARMANI suit?

ANSWER:

""Will the defendant please RISE....""

ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

QUESTION:
Why did God create women?
ANSWER:
-Cause God took one look at men and said;
""I KNO I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS""

Eik english man pakistani say : hamarey mulk may may subb loog aik hee tarha ka hota hai, lakin pakistan may koie lal,koi soofad,koi kala hota hai
pakistani:english man say :gorrey(horse)muktalif rang ka hote hai jab ka gadhey(donkeyes)aik he tarha ka hotey hai......ha ha ha ha

ek ladki ke 3 baal hote hein..usne ek party mein jana hota hai isliye who ek beautypurlor mein chali jatti hai aur beautition se kehti hai ke yaar meri chuttiya hi banna do.who ladki uski chutya bana hi rahi hoti hai ke uska ek baal toot jatta hai.who beautition afsoos se kehti hai ke sorry madame aap ka ek baal toot gya..to is mein who ladki kehti hai acha chalo mera jurah bana do.who uska jurha bana hi rahi hoti haike 2 baal bhi toot jatta hai..phir mazrat kar ke kehti hai sorry madame aap ka 2 baal bhi tootgya hai..ismein who ladki kehti hai ke kuch nahi hota mein party mein khulle baal se hi chali jatti hon heheheh....

aik ustani ney class say pousha(ask):agar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat thi- to yah mazi(past)ka jumla hua. aor aghar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat hon to yah kia huwa?bacha bola ""yeh safaid jhout ho ga...

A women marries a man expecting he will change,but..........he doesn-t.

A man marries a women expecting that she won-t change,but.........she does.

eek bona ghaas me chal raha hota hai aur saath mein hans hans ke pagal ho raha hota hai0... bhoojo kyun...... who isliye kyunke ghaas uski pheeth mein ghudghudi kar raha hota hai heheheheheheheheh