Miscellaneous

ek dafa ek admi ko wehem ho gia key wo insaan nahi bulkey chooha hey. sab log samjha samjha ker thak gay magar wo manta hee nahi tha. Akhir ek din jab ooskey dost ek hotel mein bethey huey thay wo waha bara Aakar ker aya or bola mujhey pata chal gia hey dosto.. key mein chooha nahi insaan hoon. sab barey khush huey or khushi ka izhar kia. itney mein kahi sey ek billi hotel mein ghus ayee wo admi ""billi.. billi"" cheekhta hua mez per charh gia. Dost barey heran huey or boley yeh kia tumhein pata to hey key tum choohey nahi ho phir ??? wo admi kamptey huey bola mujhey to pata hey magar billi ko to nahi pata na !!!!

darwazi per bell baji. admi ni khrki main si dika aur apne bity ko blaia us si kha ki jo bhar aya hai us si kho ki abbu ghar per nahin hain .batci ne bhar ja kar kha. adme ni bap ko kharki main si dihkta hoi dikh lia tha us ni kha ki beeta abbu si kho bhar jati waqat apna mun khrki main na chor kar jaya karay

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

ek dafa do admi hathi ka shikar kerney Asam gay. janey key liey oonhon ney jahaz charter kerwa lia. oonhon ney do haathion ka shikar ker lia or Piolet sey kaha, ""Humney yeh do haathi marey hein plz zara jahaz mein rakhwa do humney inko saath leker jana hey""
Piolet ghussey mein bola, ""tum logo ka dimagh kharab ho gia hey, yeh chota sa jahaz in ka bojh bardasht nahi ker sakey ga is liey inko chor do""
dono Admi boley, ""bhai Pichli dafa bhee hum isi jungle mein shikar kerney aey thay or pichli dafa bhe humney do hee hathi marey thay or pichli dafa bhe piolet ney mana kia tha magar humney haathi jahaz mein rakhwa liey thay..."" wo kafi der behes kertey rahey akhir tang aa ker piolet ney kaha,""acha chalo""
kisi tarha teeno ney dono haathi jahaz mein rakh diey or wapsi kee rah lee. rastey mein hee jahaz kharab ho gia or dolney laga piolet ney foran parashoot pehna or neechey jump ker gia. wo dono to haathion sey chipakey huey thay. oonhon ney perwan bhee na kee or jahaz samet ek jaga aa parey.
dono girey to ek ney keecher mein sey moon nikal ker kaha, ""wesey pichli dafa bhee hum yahin girey thay""
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ake khan tha wo jootay beach raha tha . ake aadme os kay pass aaya aur poocha khan es jootay ki kiya qeemat hay khan nay kaha ka 500 roopay . os aadme nay kaha ka khan tum bahoot ziada kha rahay ho to khan nay kaha ka acha tum kitnay datay ho to os aadme nay kaha ka 100 roopay . khan nay kaha nahin yara tum bahoot kam day rahay ho . jab wo aadme janay laga to khan nay kaha ka acha eder aao do 100 roopay . os aadme nay khan ko 100 roopay day dieay aur jootay lay liay pher khan nay kaha kuda ka banda abb bhe muj ko 50 roopay manafa hooa hay . haaaaaahaa

ek larke ke paas 3 bomb hote hian wo un main se ek bomb ki pin nikal kar danto main mar rah hota hain wahy se ek larka guzarta hain wo phele bale larke se kehat hain ke paaaaaaaaa je ke kar de pe o bom phaat jaye gaa to age se phele vala keya kehta hain ke mere paas abi do hoor baqy hain

aik dafa aik admi jotay agay rekh ker namaz per raha hota hai ,,tu molvi us ko kehta hai kitni dafa kaha hai jotay agay rekh ker namaz nahien pertay namaz nahien hoti,woh admi kehta hai peechay rakhian tu joti nahien hoti,

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]