Miscellaneous

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

aik dafa sikh eletronics ki dokan main gaya aur dukandaar say poocha.KIA TUMHARAY PASS COLOUR TV HAIN.dukandaar bola haan hain.sikh nay jawab dia kay phir mujhay aik green colour ka tv day do.

Aik dafa aik baccha apni ammi ke saath bazar jata hai os ki ammi jis dokan pe khari hoti hai os ke saamne aik dokan hoti hai jis main bacche ko lolypop nazar aati hai to woh apni ammi se kehta hai ke mujhe lolypop chahie to os ki ammi kehti hain jaa ke le lo or uncle se kehna ammi paise aa ke de jaain gi to woh baccha dokandar ke pas jata hai or kehta hai ke uncle lolypop chahiie.Uncle ko woh baccha bohut pyara lagta hai to uncle ose mofat main lolypop de dete hain or kehte hain beta bas aik PUPPY de jaao to baccha masomiat se kehta hai woh ammi aa ke de jaain gi.
HA HA HA.

aik baba gee sakhat garmy main bus stop par bus ka wait kar rahay hotay hain ka bohat dair baad aik bus aaty hai jiss main aik hi seat khali hoty hai jiss par aik soper para hota hai wo jaldy main uss par bathnay lagtay hain ka sath wala larka bolta hai ka baba grr is par naan baithain egg toot jaongay wo poochtay hain ka iss main kia eggs hain kehta nahin keelain hain

there were 3 men one called bastard the other manners and the third called shit. one day the 3 of them were in a car going out , but later they got in a chase with the police . while they were being chased shit jumped out the car and started running ,manners ran after shit and bastard was left,. later bastard got caught by the police. they asked him "" what is your name ?"" he replied ""bastard"" the police said where-s your manners and he said gone to get shit ! he got arrested for being cheecky with the police.

ek din ek aurat nay apni servent ko kaha lipton ki chi lay aoo
woh servent panjaban thi, us nay shopkeeper say kaha kay liptun di chah hay shopkeeper nay kaha mujhay nahi hay tumhain hay tu liput jao.

aik dafa baitey ney ma sey kaha key ma chai bana do to ma ney kaha dood phat geya hai to batey ney kaha os ko seel do.

There waz a man who use do a big bad smelly phart in the morning,and as ussual his wife use 2 say ""that some day everythng will come out""...so one morning his wife woke up earlier and she wnt down in the kitchen to bake roasted chiken ..but the chiken waz all burnt out..so she said wat 2 do ...2 throw it........or?So, after 15mintues there waz a loud phart and suddenly a loud yell frm upstairs of her husband...he came running n yelling and said 2 her wife....""oye! u wre saying rite that ik din sada everything will come out,and it came out.......i wont do the PAAD again"".......PHAAARTTT!!!!!oops sry!!

Do doost apas main baten kar rahe hote hain aik kehta hai ke itni mehengai ke zamane main aik rupee ka aik orange kharidta hoon.tu doosra jawab deta hai ke main to itni mehengai ke zamane main 1 rupee ke 3 oranges leta hon.pehla doost pochta hai ke woh kaise tu woh jawab deta hai ke ""aik main os se kharedta hon doosra le kar bhagta hon tessra woh khud otha ka mar deta hai""
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