Miscellaneous

aik admi ke gher main macher bohat hote hain wo haeem ke pass chlala jata hao hameek us ko kehta hai ke ye dawaee le jao sab se pehle macher ko pakroo phir us ko gudgudi karo jab wo moon khole us main ye dawaee daal do iss se wo behoosh ho jayee gaa iss ke baad use rasee se band ker golee maar do

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

aik ladki ko thanedar rok poochta hai aik larke ke saath baagh gai thi aur pakri gai thi.thanedar poochta hai ke a larki tu is larke ke saath bhag kar kyoon gai to larki ne jawab diya janab main bhag kar nahin gai main to aaram se paidal chal kar gai thi....
plz laugh if you have under stood.......

ayayk admee hota hay us kay ghar may machar bohat hootay hayn voo hakim kay pas chala gata hay hakim us ko dwayee dayta hay oor kayhta hay kay sab say payhlay machar koo pakroo phir is ko godgoodee karoo jab voo moon khoolay too yay dvayee us kay moon may dal doo voo bayhoosh hoo gayay ga phir is ko rasay say bhandoo oor goolee mar doo

Dau aurtain gali main khari lar rahi hoti hain aik doosray ko gaaliyan deti hain bud-duaain de rahi hoti hain.Khoob majmaa jamah jo jaata hai.Thori Der baad unkay shauhar aajaatay hain.Donon ko gussa karkay ghar main jaanay ka kehtay hain.Itnay main aik aurat doosri ko kehti hai ""Tera kaam koi kala Habshi Utaray"" .aur donon ghar main chali jaati hain.ittifaaq se logon main aik kala Habshi bhi hota hai jo majmaah khatam honay kay baad bhi gali main betha rehta hai.Thori der baad woh Doosri aurat kay darwaazay par dastak deta hai .Uska shauhar gussay main bhinnaya hua baahar nikalta hai Aur poochta hai ""Kya baat hai?? "" .Habshi kehta hai ""Andar apni wife say pooch kay aao Kala Habshi jaay ya intizaaar karay?""(Accha lagay tau Zor se hansyay aur nahin tau muskuraanay say bhi kaam chalay gaa ;0) )

5 dost hottay hain woh khanna khannay jattay hain.itnay main taiz barish(rain)hojati hai.to woh log program bannatay hain k kissi aik dost ko chatrii(umbrella)lennay bhijja jay AUR SHART RAKHTAY HAIN K JABB TAK WOH WAPIS NAHIN AAY GA KHANNA CHOROO NAHIN KARAIN GAY.un main se aik dost umbrella lay ne challa jatta hai.5 ghantay guzar jatay hain woh chatri le kar nahin atta .....tou woh logg kahtay hain k khanna churoo(start)kardetay hai.jaisai woh logg khanna churoo karne k liyay hath badh hatay hain waisai peechay se awaz atti hai""KHANNE KI TARAF HATH MATT LAGANA WARNA MAIN CHATRII LENAY NAHIN JAON GA""

Ek aadmi kay ghar may chori hoti hai. wo apney nokar say kehta hai kay jaa kar police station may report likhwao kay raat ka waqt tha,taaray chamak rahay thay, kuttay bhonk rahay thay, chor diwar may suraakh kar kay gai(cow) ko utha kar le gaya.jab noker police station pohonchta hai to uss ko bhool jaata hai kay usay kya kehna tha.wo kehta hai raat ka waqt tha, taarey bhonk rahey they, kuttay chamak rahay thay, deewar gai mein surakh kar kay chor ko utha kar legaya! HA HA HA

aik martaba pakistani fuji program banaty hain kay rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur sikhun main choon kay ziada tar name dlair singh rakhtay hain lehaza awaz lagain gay kay dalir singh samnay say awaz ai gi kay ahoo ji tu hum fire karain gay aur dailar singh khatam hu jai ga.sab pakistani fuji kahtay hain kay hum jain gay lehaza parchi dali jati hai aik fuji ka name nikalta hay wo rat ku border cross kar kay jata hay aur awaz lagata hi dalair singh .awaz ati hay ahoo ji pakistani fire karta hay dussss dalair singh kahtam. daily aik dalair singh katam huna shuru hu jatain hain.akhir tang akar sikh fuji program banatay hain kay pakistani ziada tar allah rakha name rakhty hain lehaza rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur awaz lagain gay allah rakha samnay say jawab ai ga kay ji sir fir kar kay allah rakha ku khutam kar dain gay.sab sikh aik dusray ku kahtain hain kay tum jaio bari mushkil say aik dalair singh tayyar huta hai aur rat ku border cross kar kay pakistan ki taraf ata hai aur awaz alga ta hai kay allah rakha samnay say awaz ati hai kay tusi koun jawab daita hi dalair singh samny say awaz ati hai dusssssssssssssssss
aur dlair sing ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;