Miscellaneous

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

AIK DAFA PAGAL KHANAE SE AIK PAGAL KI CHUTTI HO NAY LAGI TO DOCTOR NE KAHA AB TO AAP HAMARA BIL PAY KARDAIN GAY. TO PAGAL NE KAHA HAAN HAAN KYOUN NAHI AGAR HUM NE TUMHARA YEH THORA SA 1 LAKH KA BIL PAY NAHI KIA TO HAMAIN BADSHAH AKBER KOUN KAHAY GAA.

HAMID:- SUNA HAI THUMARY BHAI KO PARHNY KA BAHOUT SAOUQ HAI.
MAJEED:- SHAOUQ HAI.TABHI TO HAR CLASS TEEN TEEN SAL LAGA RAHA HAI.

Aik dafa aik aadmi ki cycle choori ho gai tho os nay bazar main oonchi awaz say kaha""Agar meri cycle na mili tho main wohi kuch karoonga jo meray bhai nay kia tha.""ye soon kar choor cycle chorh kar bhag gia.bad main aik aadmi nay os say poocha k thumharay bhahi nay kia kiea tha tho wo bola""os nay nai cycle kharidi thi.""
HiHiHiHiHI.......HoHoHOHOHoHo.....

hazaron khahishen aise ke har khahish pe dam nikle ...bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kam nikle /ab zara is ko change kar ke parhta hai ..............hazaroon larkian aise ke har larki pe dam nikle.... bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kab nikle

DO DOST HOTAY HAI AAK KHOTA AUR DUSRA TOTA.DONO HAWAI JAHAZ ME SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAI.TOTA(PARROT)AIR HOSTESS KO BULATA HAI AIR HOSTESS POOCHTI HAI KIA KAAM HAI TO TOTA KAHTA HAI BUS AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI IS TARAH TEEN CHAAR BAR KAHTA HAI TO KHOTA BHI IS TARH HI KARTA HAI AIR HOSTESS PILOT KO KAHTI HAI PILOT KAHTA HAI UN DONO KO GAIT KAY PASS LAJOA WOH UN KO GAIT KAY PASS LA JATI HAI PILOT GAIT KHILTA HAI AUR AIR HOSTESS UN DONO KO DHAKKKAIL DATI HAI WOH NEEECHAY GIRE RAHAY HOTAY HAI TO KHOTA KAHTA HAI MAIN TO MAR GIA MUJHAY URNA NAHIN AATA TO TOTA KAHTA HAI AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI NAHIN KARNI THI.

aik martaba aik siigh ka chota baita chotee gareee chala raha tha woh garee har jaga say guzartee hai us ki amman kay pair pay say charhtee wee guzar tee hai, aquarium main say gizar teee hai phir bed par abba laitay hotay hain un kay paith par charh gatee hai to woh apnay bachay say kahtay hain kay "" oye yaar bus bhi kardeen kitnee chalyeen gee"" to bacha jawab daita hai "" oyee papa jeee ki kita petrol hi khatam nahin hondiya ai