Miscellaneous

who is joe?
ANSWER:kambakht ishqqq hai joeeee
heheheheh
hansi nahi aii to koi baat nahi;)

aik dost aik shahgird se kehta hai ke main ne aik dafa apne aik poorane dost ko mara to woh rone laga main dar gaya main ne kaha yara chup hoga main police ko bula loon ga woh chup hogaya main ne kaha ke main itni der se chup kera raha tha too chup nahin horah tha aab hogaya hai han kiya masla hai tere saath bata na kehne laga ke main khood police hoon aur main ne tumhen dhoka diya tha main ne kaha ke main bhi tumhen aik baat batoun ke main ne yeh bola aur apni bottle main se pani us ke moon per uchal diya hahhah

do pagal aapas maain batain kar rahain the,eik pagal dosre se kehta hai,yaar main soch raha ke ye sari duniya meri hai,kyun na is ko bech doo,dosra foraa bola,tu to tab beche ga jab main tujh se khareedon ga.

EK DAFA EK ADMI KHI MURGHIE CHORI HO JATIE HA TU ADMIE USSE SARE SHER MA DHONT LETA HA MAGAR KAHIE BHIE NAHIE.AKHIR WO EK GHAR MA CHALAA JATAA HA OR KEHTA HA AAP NA MERI MURGHI DAKHI HA TU DOSSRA AADMI KEHTA HA KO YAHAA AYEE TO TIE MAGAR APNIE WARDI UTHAR KAR KAHIE CHALIE GHAYE HA

""Baloon Main phassay ho tum ""
""Tumhain Kangee say nikaloon gaa""
""Kangee say na niklay tou""
"" Main TIND kara loon gaa""

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

Aik bar do urtain airoplane main doorbeen se bahar dekha to aik nay kaha mujhay ozone nazar aya dosery nay kaha mujhay bhi dekhao pahli nay jhoot chhupanay kai liyay apna baal agay kar diya dosery naykaha haan but uspe bhanse bhi hai.

ek dafa do pagal world trade center ke upahr kahre te ek neh kaha me ab jump maru ga niche ko dusare ne kaha karo!!!
usna jump kia 10min. baaht phir agea usne pujha tum ne to jump kia hai phir kaise age usne kaha tum bhi jump karo usna kaha nehi, tusare ne kaha tikh hai phir me jump marta ho usne phir jump mara or 10min. baaht agea ab uzne kaha ab tumahri bahri hai usna kaha tihk hai me bhi 10min. baat ata ho usne bhi jump mara or 1 min. baat ek awas ai, tusare pagal be kaha SUPER MEN MUJHE NEHI PATA TA KE TUM ITNE KABIZ HOZAKTE HOOO!!!!

once a man was digging his garden. he saw a lamp as he washed the lamp a genie came out of the lamp and said? I am ur slave master and i will fulfill ur 3 wishes but whatever u ask,ur neighbor will get its double"".
the man, who hates his neighbor agrees. So he wishes for a 50 storey building. as he gets 50 storeys building his neighbor gets a 100 storey building.then he wishes for 50 most beautiful girls. As he gets 50 girls his neighbor gets 100.jelous of his neighbor he finally asks the genie to remove his one testicle.