Funny

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions).

Dr: What's your problem?

Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhoea!

It's very rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

Misery of a teacher:

I don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it`s working.

Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Nice Belt

In a school in Punjab, everyone was singing, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand...".

Only 5 students clapped their hands. The rest of them were called Sunny, Bobby, Sonu, Anil, Vishal, Sanju, Harpreet, Gurpreet, et al.