Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Yousuf Ahmed
One Day God Erased A Husband's Memory & Asked: Do You Remember Anyone Now?
One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?
He told his wife`s name.
God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.
He told his wife`s name.
God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.
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Nov 13, 2014 at 11:11
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Omar Hassan
A Telecom Operator Went To A Doctor To Get A Cure Of Diarrhea(loose Motions).
A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions).
Dr: What's your problem?
Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
Dr: What's your problem?
Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
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Nov 13, 2014 at 02:11
Category: Funny
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Mohammad Yaseen
What Has Two Grey Legs And Two Brown Legs?
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!
An elephant with diarrhoea!
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Nov 13, 2014 at 00:11
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Usaman Khan
It's Very Rude To Talk While I'm Interrupting.
It's very rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
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Nov 11, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Funny
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Abdul Waheed
Misery Of A Teacher:
Misery of a teacher:
I don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it`s working.
I don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it`s working.
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Nov 09, 2014 at 12:11
Category: Funny
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Asiah Rahi
Be Careful When A Guy Tells U That He Loves U From The Botto...
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
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Nov 08, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Funny
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Sobia Malik
Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me One Word For `occurring At The Same Time`?
Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?
Pappu: Sir, Twins.
Pappu: Sir, Twins.
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Nov 05, 2014 at 14:11
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Mohammad Yaseen
What Did The Zero Say To The Eight?
What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt
Nice Belt
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Nov 05, 2014 at 07:11
Category: Funny
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Kashif Qureshi
In A School In Punjab, Everyone Was Singing, "if You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hand...".
In a school in Punjab, everyone was singing, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand...".
Only 5 students clapped their hands. The rest of them were called Sunny, Bobby, Sonu, Anil, Vishal, Sanju, Harpreet, Gurpreet, et al.
Only 5 students clapped their hands. The rest of them were called Sunny, Bobby, Sonu, Anil, Vishal, Sanju, Harpreet, Gurpreet, et al.
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Nov 05, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Funny
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