Abdul Waheed

""One day a onion crossed the street to the Otherside of the road and there he met a banana then the Onion started to cry and banana asked why are you crying so the Onion said that I-M an Onion and I have a toothache in my tumy and tooth.

once there was 2 boys talking about dogs one said that he has a dog at home and the other one said show me where the boy took him home and showed him the toy dog........ ha ha ha

a man is crying loudly near a grave and another man comes and asks him is he crying for his dad,mum,sister or a brother but the man answers that it was his wifes first husband.

AIK DAFA AIK ADMI JANNAT MAY CHALAGYA .JANNAT MAY JANAY SE PAHLAY FARISHTAY NAY US SAY POOCHA K TUM KAHAN JAOGAY US NAY KAHA KAY MAIN PAHLAY DONO DEKHON GAA .
WOH JANNAT GAYA TO WAHAN KOI RONAQ NA THI. PHIRJAB WOH DOZAKH MAY GAYA TO WAHAN NEHRAY,ACHCHAA KHANA ETC.THAA US NAY DOZAKH KI HAMI BHAR LI JAB WOH VAPAS DOZAKH AYA TO Wahan AAG GALRAHI THI UA NAY FARISHTAY SE POOCHA WOH SARI CHEEZAIN KAHAN GAEEN FARISHTA BOLA ABAY BEWAQOOF WOH SCREENSAVR THA.

gulukar ne apne hamsaye se shikayat ki ""bhai saaab mein jaab bhi gana gata hoon app ka kuta bhonkana shuru ker deta hai"" hamsaye ne jawab diya ""is mein kute ka kiya kasoor hai pehaal to app kerte hain na