Funny

Budget 2012:

The homeless will be charged Road Tax.

Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

Bush: Wow! Howc many?

Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Dear Math,

I am sick and tired of finding your `X`. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

How would you justify having 2 girlfriends at a time?

Monopoly is always damaging & competition improves service!

Murphy's Law of Combat:

Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder!

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and the women stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.

In India, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

Budget 2012:

It's a perfect example of what you get when you have an economist as the PM and a politician as the Finance Minister.