Funny

Women's tongues and men's eyes rest only when they die!

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Today morning when I was driving a Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?

Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?

Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!

Guess what: it's been 15 years and ACP Pradhyuman of CID fame, still haven't got a promotion.

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.

Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.

Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions;

Every silence is a sign of zero balance;

Every smile is a sign of daily brushing!

Life is so simple. Don't make it complex with difficult explanations!

Indian Financial Budget 2012-13:

Eating out to be expensive,huh...

What about home delivery?