Funny

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

When two beggars or two software engineers meet, they ask each other the same question.

So which platform are you working on?

When one door closes, another door opens.

That's when you realize that

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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!

A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections:

"To Understand the misery and problems of the common man,
you need to get married first."

School:

A place where papa pays & son plays.

I'm in a serious relationship with my Wi-Fi. You could say we have a connection!

What building has the most stories?

The Library.

If only politicians took as much 'responsibility' governing, as they do when losing elections.

When someone touches U and U don't feel it, it's ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it's Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it's Khujli (Itching).