Funny

2 friends met after a long time.

1st: Who are you working for?

2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids!

Silly horror movie dialogue:
"Hey, anybody there?"
As if the ghost gonna reply, "I am in the living room! Want a drink?"

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu?
Pappu: If the film was silent, how could you know it was in Urdu!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business.

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.

Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe!

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

What do you do when you start to miss your ex?

Reload the gun and shoot again.

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.