Funny

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

I love you a lot...

I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals !

Trust is the most important part of a relationship.

You must be 100% sure that she won't tell your wife

Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".

The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"

The girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, "Do you drink?"

The smart boy retorted, "Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?"

Sign on an enquiry counter:

"Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one a$$#ole at a time!"

Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B`coz a mental patient needs more care.

I used to think that drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking!

As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven, the Apsaras are now called Items!

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.