Funny

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.

In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!

The new disaster training code:


Whenever Asaram says HARI OM, the female devotees should HURRY HOME!

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

Why is there an `Eject` button on the DVD remote?

In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge!

As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.

Advice of dentist. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings;

I'm a drunkard, I go to parties!

I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life.