Funny

In India, Actors are playing Cricket;

Cricketers are playing Politics;

Politicians are watching Porn;

And Porn Stars are becoming Actors

American farts & says: Excuse me?

Britishers farts & says: Pardon me!

Japanese farts & says: Forgive me but Indian farts & says: Not me!

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

Congress: Celebrating Holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in UP and Goa!

Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

Right to sleep: That`s the first time ever SC said something positive about Dr. Manmohan Singh's work.

Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.