Funny

If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?

The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

The past of eat is ate & the future of ate is weight!

Pappu to a friend.

Pappu: I will never depend on my parents again. I asked them to sent Rs 5000/- for an encyclopedia & they sent me the encyclopedia.

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Neighbours have an eye on both of them!

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:

Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

If there is a loud and consistent knock on the door, its not opportunity... its your relatives!