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Kinza Hussain

Q: Why Do All Afghans Carry A Piece Of Sandpaper?

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

A: Because they need a map.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 07:10
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Mehwish Shahzadi

A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother: Y Can't We Live On Earth?

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 03:10
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Fayyaz Karimi

Only 3 Living Beings Are Immune To Cold:

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:

1. Polar bears

2. Penguins

3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 23:10
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Qaisar Mahmood

Routine Of Holidays:

Routine of Holidays:

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Sleep till you are hungry;

Eat till you are sleepy.

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 18:10
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Fayyaz Karimi

A Man Was Granted 2 Wishes By God,

A man was granted 2 wishes by God,

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment, he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 17:10
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Mahu Arish

I Am Scared Of People Who Study A Lot;

I am scared of people who study a lot;

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 14:10
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Noor Bukhari

Embrace Change. Store Coins In A Coffee Mug. You Never Know ...

Embrace change. Store coins in a coffee mug. You never know when you'll run out of money for beer!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 11:10
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Mahrukh Nida

Alcohol Does Not Make You Fat. It Makes You Lean

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean

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...

against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 08:10
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Sana Dimple

Tabiyat Thik Nahi Thi. Tantrik Ko Dikhaya, Tantrik Bola Bhoo...

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 05:10
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