Funny

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

A: Because they need a map.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:

1. Polar bears

2. Penguins

3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

Routine of Holidays:

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Sleep till you are hungry;

Eat till you are sleepy.

A man was granted 2 wishes by God,

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment, he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC!

I am scared of people who study a lot;

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

Embrace change. Store coins in a coffee mug. You never know when you'll run out of money for beer!

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean

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against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

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