Tag: Jokes

Kisi ka Accident Dekhne Par Xpresions: U.S :Oh My God! Africa :Oh n0 Australia :oops Got a Hit PAK:hahahahaha. 0r Dekh Apni Maa Ko Mur Mur k.

DIL : MAIN : DIL DIL : 2014 KA : DIL DIL : JAMA : DIL DIL : DAAR : DIL DIL : HOON : DIL Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aaye ga.Its Magic.

Dosto aaj Hum 1 Ajeb-0-Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy Es Jandaar Ka Naam Hai WIFE JEE,Haan WIFE Ye Aksar apny HUSBAND K Sath Pai Jati Ha Iski Psandeda Ghiza HUSBAND Ka dimagh Ha Isko Aksar Naraz Hone Ki acting Karte Huwe Dekha gya Hai EsKa SabSe Khtarnak Hthyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmailing Hai WIFE Rakhne Par TENSION Naam Ki Bimari Ho Jati Hai Jo la Ilaaj Ha So enjoy LIFE w/out wife Shadi shuda log fikar karain Or jiski nai hui shukar karain...

Bewafa Se Kabi Pyar Nahi Hota Marne K Bad Intizar Nahi Hota Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Dekh Kar Karna Qk Har Insan Meri Taraha Sweet Lovely Smart or Samajhdar Nahi Hota.

Kuch is Liye B doston Se Raabta Km Rakhte Hen ******* Jo milta hy kehta hy Yar Sardi bht hy Soup tu Pila Ab batao Sardi meri waja se hy kya.

Woh na mili to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge, Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K Pepsi Hi Pee lengy, Q k? Dunya Hai Dil Walon ki

Aap ko sms karne se acha hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kutty ko pathar mar lo kam se kam reply to karta hai:

Hum Ne Unko Miss Call De Kar Apni Yaad Dilayi "Ghalib" . Unhon Ne Msg Kar k Kaha . Keera Hai Kya? Lo batao! Jazbat ki watt laga di....?

What is a GIRL? jo kisi shadi mai jaaney se pehle Face Wash Eye Shadow Mascara Eye Liner Lipstick Lipgloss Lip pencil Face Cream face powder Glitter Blush on Kaajal Nail polish Body spray Perfume aur 7 mai Heel aur Acha Sa Dress Pehenney k baad bhi apni frndz se kahay Ary yaar Jaldi Mai Kuch nahe kiya & What A Boy? Jo shaadi Mai Jaaney se Pehle Apne Dost ko call kr k puchhay "Oye nahana hai k nahe? Frnd replies: pagal hai? Tere bap ka valima thori hai