Tag: Jokes

Dua Ki Apeal Ye msg sab ko send kare Roz kitne faltu msgs karte hai plz dont ignore Mene Rs.2950/ ka 1 sweatr lia hai Dua kare us pe rowa na aye.

Har Shehr Har Diwar Pey Tera Naam Likha Hai Kahin Mohtram Kahin Sahib, Kahin Janab Likha Hai Uper Talash-e-Gumshuda Nechy Zehni Tawazun Kharab Likha Hai.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

Us Waqt Sakht Ghussa Ata Hai JUb Sakht Sardi Main 1 Kambal Main 2 Log Hon... Or Or Or Or Doosra Paad Mar De.

Karachi me 865 girls ko Hart atteck 1019 grls Behosh or 400ne hudkushi krli QK kisi gadhe ne khaber pehladi thi k Main shadi shuda hu..

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..