Tag: Jokes

shayar ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se: . . "Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rhi ho . . . . Masi ki tarha kam karogi bekar me Itra rahi ho

Teri Dosti me Kuch Aisi Bat Hy Har Waqt Teri Yaad Mere Sath Hy Dil Chahta Hy Tumko Tmse Chura Loon Pr Ammi Kehti h Chori Krna Buri Baat Hy

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

Ishq Pe Muqadma kar k kya Mil Jaye Ga Husan Walon ko Pakro Jo Fasaad ki Jarr Hain . . abe chor yaar: mujhe to chor mashwara dena b azaab hogia.

"Super bezetti".... Boy: Will you dance with me? Girl: Main Bachy k sath nahi nachti Boy So Sorry Mujhe pata nahi tha Keh Ap pragnent hain:

Science ki tarraqqi. Ab Ap gulab k phool Sy Bhi Baten Kr Skty Hain Wow So Intersting! sochiye, Wo kesy? Its Simple Just Text me..

DIL ' Main ' DIL Dil ' 2014 ka ' Dil DiL ' Naya ' DiL DiL ' JamA ' DiL DiL ' DAAR ' DiL DiL ' Hoon ' DiL . . . . . . . . Nahi samajh aya . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab is sms ko dil k baghir parho to aap ka naam aye ga.

Mat dhondh mujy is dunya ki tanhai me Q. k Thand bohat ha Me to Hon apni Razai main...

Sir:kbhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy:yes, sir:Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram s ghr ja rha tha m ny kuta pechy Lgaya wo jLdi ghr pnch gya.