Yaad

aik dafa do mian biwi ki laraye hoo jatee hai too mian teng aa ker kehta hai ""ya Allah .. mujhay zinda nahi rehna mujhay utha lay.."" too ye suun ker biwi kehtee hai.. ""ya Allah.. mujhay bhee utha lay mujhay nahi zinda rehna""... too ye suun ker mian kehta hai ""ya Allah meri dua bhool ja aur ye dua kabool ker lay..""....

ek sahab kah pass ek totti(parrot)hoti hay wo bohat zada shetan ho ti hay atay jatay tottay ko seti marti hay usi ghar keh samnay walay ghr may 2 tottay hotay hay bohat namazi parhezgar, wo totti walay sahab apni totti ko lay kar un sahab k pass jatay hay aur kahtay hay plz ap mari totti ko apnay pass rahklijiya ap k tooto ki sobhat may mari totti teek ho jay gi,wo sahab kehtay hay teek hay jasay hi totti pinjray may jati hay tottay apni namaz ki topi utar kar pehnktay hay aur kehtay hay ""abay yar jis k liya dua mangi thi wo agae"".

Aik Sahab K pass aik totti hoti hai . W oh bohat uddas or gamgeen rehti hai , or iss ko dekh ker woh sahab pareeshan hoty hai .Un ke samny waly ghar me aik sahab ke pass do tottay hai .aik din dono parossi milty hai to totto ke bary me bat kerty hai , or 2tottay waly sahab kehty hai k mery tottay bohat achay hai neeek bhee hai ,tumhari totti ko aik 2 din ke liyee mery pass bheej do woh in ke sath rahy gi to sahi hoo jai gee.
jis per woh sahab kehty hai yar tumhary tottay hai to ba_ikhlaq na kahi kuch ulta seedha na ker dey,woh sahab kehty hai k bhai tum mery sath aa ker deekh loo. jis per woh sahab un ke ghar jatyhai to dekhty hai k aik totta sijday me hota hai or 2nd ke hath me tasbeeh hoti hai woh tasbeeh per raha hoota hai yeh dekh ker woh bary mutmaain hoty hai .. or kehty hai k mee abhi meri totti le ker aata hoon. phir woh sahab apny ghar ja ker apni piyari or sweet totti ko le ker aaty hai or un 2 tottto ke pinjray ko kholtay hai .
jaisay hee woh sahab pinjraa khol ker jaisay hee totti ko pinjray me dalney lagtyhai to jo totta tasbeh per raha hota hai woh sijday kerny waly see kehta hai k chal bey ub utth ja bohat ho gaya jiss ke liyee dua ke thee woh aa gai...................... hahahha.....hahah..hehehhehe.hheheh.hahha.ahhahhehhheheehhe

EK DIN AIK MOLVI SAHAB KAHIN SE GUZAR RAHAE THAE YAHA MOLVI SAHAB NE KUCH BACHO KO LARTAE HOWAE DAIKHA PHIR MOLVI SAHAB NE BACHO SE YE POCHA K TUM LOOG KYUN LAR RAHAE OH TUU AIK BACHAE NE KAHA K YE AIK KHOBSURAT DOG HAE OR YE HUM SAB KO CHIYAE TUU BACHO NE PROGRAME BNANAYA K BACHOO MAE JOO SAAAB SE ACCHA JHOOT BOLAE GA WO YE DOG LE JAE GA TUU GAYE GA TUU MOLVI SAHAB NE KAHA KE MAE NAEAPNI ZINDAGI MAE KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLA TUU AIK CHOTAE SE BACHAE NE KAHA K CHALOO BAHI ABB YE DOG MOLVI SAHAB KO DE DOO ....

aik pathaan sahab apny mulk se karachi aaty hai karobar ke liyee. 3,4 month bad woh apny mulk wapis jaty hai to un ke ghar waly or friend poochty hai k kia howa tum kio itni jaldi aa gai to unhoon ne kaha k ""karachi to ajeeb mulk hai waha keesi ke bhee bat mujh ko sumjh nahi aati thee sirf azzan or namaz sumjh me aati thee jo ke humari tarah pashtoo me hoti thee..................................<<<<><><><><><><><<<<,
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Aik dafa aik sahab karachi se treen me safer ker rahy they un ke samny wali seet khali thee aik sahab aai or un see kaha ke JANAB YEH SET MERI HIA ISS SE AAP APNY PAAO HATAI. un sahab ne gussay se us ko dekha or kaha k tum mujhay janty nahi me koun hoon? woh sahab bechary dar gai or dosree seet dhoondny lagy. iss tarah treen dosry station per rukke . waha aik aur sahab aai or unhoon ne bhe kaha ke seet khali karo ,jis per un sahab ne yahi kaha, ""tum mujh ko nahi janty me koun hoon?"" woh sab bhee dar ker chaly gai.
thori deer bad aik our sahab jo ke shakal see hee badmash lagty thay un hoon ne kahha ""OOY BADSHAOO ZARA APNA PAOO SAMBHALOO YEH SEET MERI HAI "" jis per un sahab ne kaha ke bhai kia tum mujh ko janty nahi me koun hoon., pehlwan sahab ne kaha woy too hai kon .or yeh ke ker pehlwan ne apni aasteen oper charhaa le , to woh sahab dar gai or unhoon ne rooti shakal bana ker kaha ""TUM MUJH KO JANTY NAHI MEE BEMAAAR HOON>>>>>>>> HAHHAHA>>HAHA><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

tere chehre ki kya taareef karoon tera bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karoon tere ek ek ball pe joon.

Ol- Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol- Fred-s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned antically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol- Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message,he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol- Fred died. He said,""You know, Ol- Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven-t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I-m sure there-s a word of inspiration there for us all."" He opened the note, and read, ""Stupid!, you-re standing on my oxygen tube!""

do tumater kroos karrehe the to 1 tomatter ke oeper se gari salperi to dusrene kaha chalo ketchup ham agee chalte hai.