Yaad

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
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EKK CYCLE PER EKK PANJABI APNI BEHEN KO LE KER JA RAHA HOTA HAI TU AGAI US KA EKK FRIEND MILTA HAI JO CHAL RAHA HOTA HAI WU BHI PANJABI HOTA HAI.JO PAIDAL CHAL RAHA HOTA HAI WU CYCLE WALE PANJABI SE BOLTA HAI KE ***AI TUSSI B.V HAI*** (CYCLE WALA BOLTA HAI)B.V HOGI TAHDI(TERI)MARI TU PAIRN(BEHEN) HAI. (HA HA HA)

EK DIN AIK MOLVI SAHAB KAHIN SE GUZAR RAHAE THAE YAHA MOLVI SAHAB NE KUCH BACHO KO LARTAE HOWAE DAIKHA PHIR MOLVI SAHAB NE BACHO SE YE POCHA K TUM LOOG KYUN LAR RAHAE OH TUU AIK BACHAE NE KAHA K YE AIK KHOBSURAT DOG HAE OR YE HUM SAB KO CHIYAE TUU BACHO NE PROGRAME BNANAYA K BACHOO MAE JOO SAAAB SE ACCHA JHOOT BOLAE GA WO YE DOG LE JAE GA TUU GAYE GA TUU MOLVI SAHAB NE KAHA KE MAE NAEAPNI ZINDAGI MAE KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLA TUU AIK CHOTAE SE BACHAE NE KAHA K CHALOO BAHI ABB YE DOG MOLVI SAHAB KO DE DOO ....

Aik dawat me aik aourat khana khaa ker farig hoti hai to ussay paan khany ke talub hoti hai lakin waha pan ka intazaam nahi hota hai jis per woh tent see moo(face)bahir nikal ker dekhti hai to dosree taraf aik aour aourat bhee face nikal ker bethhi hoe hoti hai woh poochti hai k kia ker rahi ho to pehly wale aaurat kehti hai k aiy behen apny liyee larka dhoondh rahi hoo.....<><><><><><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

a khan shab was giving an intervew
the person asked him ""do you have any think""he replied ""yes we have a truck than he asked who drive it he answered my uncle he asked again do you have anythink else he answered yes a bus he asked again who drive it he answered my father than he asked anythink else yes a car he asked who drive it he said me than asked anythink else he answered yes a motorcycle he asked my brothers he asked again anythink else he answered yes than asked who ride it he answered we have a driver to ride it

Aik sahab apne ghar mein stool per khare brush se dewaar paint kar rahey they keh un ki begum ne kaha
""Aji! Mein ne kaha brush ko mazbooti sey pakar lijeiye mein stool doosry kamrey tak ley ja rahi hoon""

aik plane main 4 adma safar kar rahay hotay hain aik scientist aik dunya ka sab say akalmand aadma aik old man or aik student achanak plane main kuch kharabi ho jaati ha or thori der baad plane crash hone wala hota ha jahaz main sirf 3 perashoot hote hain .scientist kahta ha kay dunya dunya main os ki bari zarrorat ha . wo aik parashoot lakar kood jata ha dunya ka akalmand aadmi kahta ha kay meri bhi dunya ko bari zaroorat ha wo bhi parashoot leta ha or kood jata ha ab jahaz main sirf aik hi parashoot reh jata ha old men kehta ha ka baita main to waisay hi marna kay kareeb hoon tum nain abhi abni poori zindagi guzarni ha tum parashoot lo or kood jao bacha kehta hai kay jahaz main to 2 parashoot hain keunkay duniya ka sab say akalmand aadmi mera school bag laikar kood gia ha.

ek dafa ek haty or cunty chupan chupaye khail rahay hotay hai haty counting kjarta hai or cunty masjid main jaker chuop jaty haijab haty counting khatam kar leta hai to fo foran hi cunty ko paker leta hai cunty khety hai tumhay kesay pata mai masjid main chuopy ho to haty kheta hai very simple tum aapni slipers masjid kay bahar utar kar gaye thi thats y ;)

a lady goes to repar umbrella, she said repair it, KHAN SAAB say ooper ka kapra hatey ga phir DANDA lagey ga, Lady says KUCH BHI KARO PAR ANDAR PAANI NAHIN AANA CHAHIYEE...