Yaad

aik dawat me aik laarki aik larkey se kehti hai k tumhary pass maccis hai larka kehta hai yeh loo sigrate laiter larki kehti hai ke bewaqof kia me laiter se dant(teeth) khurchooo gi<<><>><>><<><>><<><><>><>><><><>><<>>><<>><<>><<>><<

aik dafa do diyati sher gay. Wahan ja ker unoon nain jab bhoot bari bari bulding dakheen to berray heran hoay. unoon nain aik 10 manzala building ko count kerna shero kia itnay main aik police wala aa gea us nain rawati gussay say kaha k kia ker rahay. aik deyatee nain kaha k building count ker rehay hain police man nain kaha k kitni count ki to unoon nain kaha k char(4) police man nain kaha k lao 400 rupay do unoon nain day dea phir wo apnain village wapis gay to un say poocha k sher k loog kasay hain aik nain jawab dea k bhoot hi bawqoof hain hum un ko baywaqoof bana aay. wo kis tara aik nain poocha to aik nain kaha k hum nain 6 building count ki theen lakin rupay 4 k dea.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

india aur pakistan main jang hoti he to pakista ki admi bohat kam hote hain pakistani foji plan banatehain hum koi bhi naam othain ghe to naam othate hain rajkumar india kafhoji khrahoke bolta he yes sir pakistani ose goli maardete hain aisy karke wo kahfi logon ko maar detehai ab india wali bhi aisa karte hain india wale boalte chodri israr pakistani olte hain oh choti te he india wale ko goli maar detehain

Aik dafa janat aor dozakh k logoon k dermian kisi bat per sakht larai ho jati hai to janat k loog kehtay hain k hum tum per cause ker dain gain.
dozakh k loog beray mezay say kehtay hain k shook say case kero hum tum say case jeet jain gain. janat walay poochtay hai k wo kasay to kehtay hai k saray k saray wakeel hamaray pass hain tumara case kon laray ga....
he he he he he.

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

Aik pani ke jahaz (ship) main kuch log chilla rahe the ke bachaou bachaou aik baccha pani main gir gaya hai yeh sunte hi aik admi darya main kood jata hai aor bohat mushkilon se hanpta kanpta wapis ship par bache ko lekar ata hai sab log us admi ko shabash dete aor kehte kia bahudri hai achanak woh admi chilla kar kehta hai yeh sab batain chorain pehle yeh batain mujhe Dhakka kisne diya tha.

aik aurat jhagre ke doran apne shohar ko kahti hai keh main yeh halwa kisi faqeer ko de doon gi likin tum ko naheen doon gi . thori der baad bahir se aawaz aati hai keh: begam sahiba faqeer khara rahe keh chala jay......

aise na mujhe tum dekho,
goli say ura dunga!
tum ko main gira dun ga chat(roof) say,
murgha bana dunga.....!
hey...hey.....