Yaad

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

On a special teacher-s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist-s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, ""I bet I know what it is - flowers!""

""That-s right!"" said the boy, ""but how did you know?""

""Just a wild guess,"" she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner-s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, ""I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!""

""That-s right! But how did you know?"" asked the girl.

""Just a lucky guess,"" said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner-s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. ""Is it wine?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. ""Is it champagne?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher then said, ""I give up, what is it?""

The boy replied, ""A puppy!""

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, ""All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we-re going down the tracks!"" The mother went into the living room and told her son, ""We don-t use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language.""

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom, and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ""All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.""

She heard the little boy continue, ""For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.""

Then, the child added, ""And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen.""

eik dafa khusra muslium aur jahaz mein safar ker rahey they jahaz ka fuel khatam ho gaya muslim bola
Allah k naam sey chalang laga dou hindu ne apney baghwan ka naam le ker chalang laga di aab khusra parishan ho gay k woh kis ka naam ley uss ne paanch talyan lagain aur chalang laga di

maan ghar chalati hai bv zubaan chalati hai, maan asmaan sey nechey lati hai bv zeray zameen le jati hai.
maan pyar deti hai bv taney deti hai

eik bachi murgi per garm pani daal rahi hoti hai uss ki ammi poochti hain k yeh kiya ker rahi ho woh kehti hai tak anda boil ho ker nikley

Hello friends!!
Tired of giving exams?????
Take some time out from ur preparation,
& hear the voice of a student,
This one comes from a student?s heart!!
I m sure u also would be feeling same!!
So go ahead & enjoy!!

OH EXAMINATION!!!!!
Oh examination!!
You demand concentration,
Maths is Calculation,
Geography is Population,
History is Civilization,
Chemistry is Preparation,
Geometry is Accuration.
Oh Examination!!
On a very special Occasion,
We will write an application,
To the Minister Of Education,
To abolish Examination,
Forever in the next Generation?.

Ussay Pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei
milna thaa sea view pay, oil spill kay fumes may
5 baje ka wakt hei, muqabla bara sakht hei
pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei
lagna mujhe bara changa hei, -safaid baalo- say bhara ye kanga hei
shirt per istree kerwani hei, yaad mujhe nani aani hei
patloon per kala daagh hei, hoona -khana kharab- hei
pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei
poorani meri car hei, chalana bhi dushwar hei
beithna tu door, issay dekhna bhi baykaar hei
pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei
hoyee mujhe deir hei, jana bhi door hei

gari ka hei sara fault, mera kya kasoor hei

pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei

lo bus meri manzil, ab aik minute -door- hei
lo khari wo samne, per peechay kaun hazoor hain?
pehli mulaqat hei, halat meri tite hei
nikla wo uska bhai hei, lagaee kya -pittaai- hei
pohanchaya mujhe seedha civil, aur report bhi durj kerwai hei
pehli mulaqat thi, halat meri tite thi
sir per pahenaya mooza hei, kaano mei dali lace hei
-mental- ye case hei, bigra howa face hei
pehli mulaqat thi, halat meri tite thi
kera mujhe discharge hei, wo nurse bhi kya kamal hei
4500 ka bill hei, cheena mera dil hei
pehli mulaqat thi, halat meri tite thi
ki meine tauba hei, kerni nahee mulaqat hei
jee sakoonga -kunwara-, naa kerna aitebaar hei
pehli mulaqat thi, halat meri tite thi
aya nurse ka fone hei, kera mujhe invite hei
milna hei shub 5 baje,din itiwaar hei
Doosri mulaqat hei,ab tu sirf fariyaad hei

The problems with girls:

Girls,

They-re beautiful(it-s true)
They think they really beautiful(huhhh!??)
They think they-re nice(not really actually)
They-re sensitive(sometimes,who cares,peoples are sick of that)

But,

If guys say you-re pretty.""No,I-m not""
If guys say someone else is pretty,You-ll get jealous
If guys say you-re weak,You-ll say you-re strong(Yelah tuu..)
If guys treat you rough,""Hey,I-m a lady!!""
If guys say you can-t cook,You-ll get angry and but if you cook.......YEAKKKSSSSS(GOD knows)

The fact is

They aren-t always nice
They aren-t always sweet
They aren-t always good
They aren-t always generous
They are dangerous
They are a HEARTSHATTERED
They are a HEARTBREAKER

Do boys really care about what girls think and say about them(guys)?
NO....(and go bullshit yourselves)