Yaad

ek buzrug apne baite ko gari chalate howe,nojawano ki tez derawing kay nuqsanat ginwa rahe tahe.achanak onki gari kay age ek sycale sawer agya aur buzrug nay jo aahista speed main gari chala rahe thae, break laga deye. uon accedent say bacho hogya . to woh apne baite say khane laga,ager meri jaga tum hote toye accedent zaror hota"". baite nay jawab diy"" is accedent ki nobat hi nahi aati kioun kay main is jaga say ek gahnta phle hi guzer jata. hhhehe

aik teacher apnay 1 student say pochta hay k
teacher: jab paani ko boil kertay hain to us main say shoo shooo ki awaz kyun aati hay?
student: sir! paani koi boil kertay waqt shoo shoo ki awaz is liye aati hay kyun k jaraseem germi k sabab cheekhna shuru ker detay hain

Yasir:Nasir say kiya tum nay wo latifa suna hai jiss main ghada kahta hai ""Nahi""
Nasir: ""Nahi""

aik admi ne doosre se poocha
kya tum lahore ja rahe ho
doosre ne kaha
nahee may lahore ja raha hoo
pehle ne kaha
acha may samjha tum lahore ja rahe ho

ek bar teen sharabee jarahe hote he k achnak ek dus ki awaz aatee he ek dosre se poochta he k tumhe lagee woh kahta he ke nahee pir woh dosre se poochta he k tumhe lagee woh bee kahta he k nahee itne me teesra gir padrta he woh do aun se poochte he k kiya huwa to wo kahta he jab tum dono ko nahee lagee to muje lagee ho gee

Aik becha master se poochta hai ke main peshaap karne chela jaoon? To master kehta hai ke nahin ap zera thori deer thairjao phir weqfa ho jana hai phir ho ana ok. To wo jo bache hai na wo age se kuch nahin kehta lekin usko bohat teez ata hai to wo ander hi kar deta hai. To phir mastar na aik sewaal class se poochta hai ke DUNIYAN MEIN SUB SE CHOTA DERYA KOUNSA HAI? To wo becha apni ungli khari karke kehta hai ke ye idher niche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uska peshaap

ek bavqufe kisi kay janaza per jata hai
aur jub log kalma shahadet kahatay to wo zinda bad kay naray lagan shuru kar data.jub logo nay yeh suna to wo bohat haran howay.aur us say pucha kay tum zinda bad ka nara ku laga rahay ho.to us nay jawab dia kay yeh mera walid hai iss liay may zinda baad kay nara laga raha hu.hi hi hi hi hi hi

do pagal aik jagha per ja rahe hotein hain ki vooh aik masjeed ko dekhteein hain,,tu aik pagal dosre se kehta hai ki yaar dekho ki allah ka ghar dhopp mein khara hai chaloo is ko chaoon mein ker deteein hain tu dono mil ker masjed ki aik kone ko dhaka lagana shuru ker deteein hain,,our apni jutiyan bhi ootar detin hain itne mein aik chore ata hai our onn ki jutiyan ootha ker le jata hai,,dhaka lagate hoyee onn ko sham ho jati hai jan sham ho jati hai tu aik pagal dosree se kehta hai ki dekho yaar hum ne allah ki ghar ko chaoon mei ker diya our jab vooh piche murr ker dekhtin hain tu wahan per onn ki jutiyan nahi hoti ytu aik pagal dosree se kehta hai ki dekho yaar hum ne itna dhaka lagaya ki hamati jutiyan bhi piche reh gayeein,,,,

The teacher asked the little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
""yes"",he said ,""i do,my father taught me"".
""Good,what come after three?""
""four"",answers the boys.
""what comes after the six?""
""seven"".
""very good"",says the teaches,""your father did a fine job what come after ten ?
"" A JACK ""