Yaad

jab tum rahon mein chalti ho, to 100-100 ke note bichh deta hoon,
tumhare chale jane ke baad woh note utha leta hoon.

tum aa gaye ho, NOOR aa gaya hain
""to chalo teeno movie chalte hain.""

aik dafa ka zikar hai aik admi nahar ke paas se ghuzar raha tha wo achanak nahar main pisal gaya us ne alla se dua mangi yalla mujhee nahar se nikaal de main chawaloon ki deegh donga itne main kuch deer baad wo nikil aya to kehta hai kon si deegh ye kaha to kudrati wo dubara pisal gaya to wo alla se arz karta hai ya alla main ne ye poocha tha chawloon ki deegh meethi yaa namkin

jane kia act karte ho direct dil pe attack karte ho hum darling tum pe marte hain tum doosron ko select karti ho

na ither ka na uther ka paghal beth hai computer ke agai.

some men sit in the boat suddenly a whole in the boat the water come in to the boat peoples are confused there one man say what can we do then other man say make an other whole the water come from one whole go from other whole

aik bewaquof ke haath mein thela dekh kar dosra bewaquof pochta hai ke is thele mein kia hai pehla bewaquof kehta hai ke agar tum ne bata dia ke is thele mein kya hai to mein is mein se half ande (eggs) tumhe dedon ga aur agar tum ne bata dya ke yeh kitne hain to mein pore 12 ke 12 eggs dedon ga

sharam naina attay joke parta ha koi or kam nain ha band kar ullo kay charkhay

in aqal ke andhon ko ulta nazar aata hai_____________majno nazar aati hai laila nazar aata hai