Yaad

mohabbat ke bhi kuch andaaz hotey hain,
jaaghtey ankhon mein bhi kuch khuwaab hote hain, zaroori nahin ke gham mein ansu nikhle, muskurati ankho mein bhi sailaab hoey hain.

ik din do dost hensi mazaq ker rahe hote hain k ik dost ko kisi baat per ghussa ata hai aur woh dosere k moon per zoor se thapper marta hai.tu dosra dost kehta hai..k tum ne yeh thapper ghusse se mara hai k mazaq se.pehla dost kehta hai k..ghusse se.to dosra dost kehta hai..acha kya k ghusse se mara werna main aesa mazaq bardasht nahien kerta

ek aadmi foot path per seedhaa laita gana gaaraha tha . wahan sey ek aadmi guzra . jab thoree dair baar woh aadmi phir waheen sey guzra tu dekha k wohee aadmi ab ultaa lait kar gana gaa raha hai . woh aadmi bara pareshaan hota hai aur us aadmi sey poochta hai k abhee thoree dair pehlay tum seedhay lait kar gana gaarahay thy aur ab ultay lait kar gana gaa rahay hoo aakhir kia wajah hai is ki?

woh aadmi jawaab deta hai . bhai woh cassette ka A side tha aur ye cassette ka B side hai .

EK DAFA EK PUNJABI ADMI APNEY DOST KE GHAR MIEN REHNEY JATA HAI ,TO US KA DOST US KO KAMRA APNEY SAATH WALA DETA HAI ,JAB WOH SUBHA UTHTA HAI TO US KO AWAZ ATI HAI DOSRE KAMREY SE APNE DOST KI BIWI KI ""AJI SUNTEY HAIN ,UTHEY NAA,DEKHIYE SUBHA NE APNI NAYI KARWAT LI HAI,BADLOON NE HUMEY APNI BAHOON MIEN LE LIA HAI OUR IN VADION NE HUMEY APNE ANCHAL MIEN LE LIYA HAI"" ADMI BOHAT KHUSH HOTA HAI KEH IS KE BIWI US KO ITNI MOHABAT SE UTHATI HAI....TO DOSRE DIN WOH APNI BIWI KO BATATA HAI TO US KI BIWI US KO SUBHA UTHATI HAI.......""AJI UTH JAO NA JANOO !....SUBHA HO CHALI HAI...."" US KA HUSBAND HERAIN HO KAR KHUSHI SE BOLTA HAI....""SONIYE SUBHA HOGAI HAI ...TENOO KINJ PATA CHALIYA""...US KI BIWI BOLI ""OJII MIEN JOR DI TATTI AYI SE ....ISI LIYE!""...........heheeee.....
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Ek martaba USA main ek MASJID main ek molvi sahab khutba de rahe thay khutbe ke doraan unhon ne kaha ; "" Tum logon main se ek sakhs doosre sakhs ki biwi ke saath taluqaat banaye huay hai agar shaam tak uss shakhs ne $10 nahi diye to main uss ka naam bata dun gaa"" . Shaam ko jab molvi sahab ghallah dekh rahe thay to uss main $10 ke pandrah note thay jab ke ek chit per $10 ki adategee ka wada likha huaa thaa.

eik din eik batcha school dear sa ata hai to ustad pootha hai kioun dear sa aya hai? to who batata hai mara eik rupia gum ho gia thaa dosra sa poohta hai too kiou dear sa aya hai to who batata hi ki main na iss per paiou rakha huwa thaa hhhhhhhhhhhha.

ayk bacaynay mastar sahyb say pocha sir koi choti si kahane sonay ostad nay kaha ayk ta raja ayk thee rani dono margay khatam kahani hahahhhhkaysa maza aaya may enail@ black_cobra_durrani@yahoo.com

1 aadmee hota hai. us ko lahor ki train main jaga nahee miltee. woh train main shor macha deta hai ""saamp saanp(SNACK)"" train main saamp aa gaya hai. to sab log bhag jatey hain aor woh akela birth per so jata hai. subah jaagta hai to Coolie us ke samney khara hota hai. woh Coolie se poochta hai ke Bhai Saab Lahore aa gaya kia..? Coolie us ko kehta hai ke nahee. kal raat (night) ko is dabey (train) main saamp aa gaya tha is liye is dabey ko train se alag kar diya baqi train lahore chali gayee..... ha ha ha ha he he he

HE:Andar gaya?
SHe:Han gaya,Ab yahan dalo
He:dal DIa
SHe:Bohot tight hai.
He:dhire dhire loose ho jaye ga.
SHe:ok.









He:Madam Ka SAndal PAck Karo;)


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