Yaad

Knock Knock!
who-s there?
BOO
BOO who?
dont cry! its only a joke!

aik sindhi naukar aik english admy kay ghar naukry karta hai naukar masalay baith kar masalay kotra hota hai woh apnay malik ko jakar dikhata hai malik bolta hai good to woh samjh ta hai kay koto masalay ko koto to who phir say bolta hai malik very very good
who phir say usay dikhata hai woh phir say bolta hai very very good phir say bolta hai akhar main who sary masaly malik kay mon pay phink kar chala jata hai.

A mathematician called Clive
is the worst adder-upper Alive.
when all he has to do is add 2 + 2
He still makes the sum come to Five!!!

Why did the stupid boy leave the class room?????
HIS PEN RAN OUT, AND HE WENT AFTER IT!!!!

There was an old man from Peru
who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the night
In a terrible fright
and found it was perfectly TRUE!!!!

ek dafa ek american karachi ata hai.
un ku ju recive karnay atay hai woh american un say bulta hai kay hamay karachi ghumau,woh admi usay karachi ghumanay k liyay chala jata hai.ghumatay ghumatay woh admi american ku ek building kay samnay lay jata hai aor bolta hai k daykhay ye 15 manzala imarat 3 sall may bani thi tu woh american bolta hai k hamaray ha tu ye building 20 din may ban jayay!woh admi bolta hai chalay aye may app ku ek aur building dikhau,woh ussay ek 25 manzala imarat k kareeb lay jata hai aur bolta hai k ye imarat 5 saal may bani hai tu woh bolta hai k ye tu u.s.a may 1 month may ban jayay aghir woh karachi wala ussay jaan buch kay habib bank k samnay say lay kar guzarta hai,samnay puhanch kar american puchta hai k ye kon si building hai tu woh ghusay may bolta k aray ye building subha tak tu yahan nahi thi ab kha say a gai?@#

Teen dost safer per jarahay thai rastay main un ko bhook laggi teenoo nai fehsala kiya kai woo roti kha lay jub woo roti khane laggay tu barish honay laggi tu teeno main se aik nai kaha kai hum main se aik chatteri lahay jahay un main se aik chatteri laney ke liyay giya lakin bahoot dair ho gahi na barish rocki na chatteri wala aaya tu unnoo nai fehsela kiya kai hum roti kha lay jub unnoo nai pehla nawala lagaya tu pechay derwazay ki awaz ahi aur saath yai awaz bhi aahi""khaber dar agger kisi nai nawala lagaya tu main chatteri lenay nahi jahoon ga.

child: mummy, mummy can i go on a school trip?
mom: yes
child: i thought you cant afford it?
mom: thats why i bought you a one-way ticket!!!!!!!!!!

why did the stupid man iron his house???

coz he wanted to live in a flat !!!!!!!!!!