Yaad

EK LARKA APNI GIRL FRIEND SE POOCHTA HAI K JAB MAIN YAHAN NAHIN HOTA TO TUM MUJHE KITNA YAAD KARTI HO
TO LARKI JAWAB MAIN KEHTI HAI K
JAB YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI TO KHOTAY (DONKEY) PAR BAITH KAR ROTI HOON BAY DARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE KITNE DOLATAY
(TANGAIN) KHAATI HOON

Sha Jahan Ne Taj Mehel Banwane Ke Bad Taj Mehel Ki Har Diwar Ko Dekha Har Minar Ko Dekha Har Kamre Ko De Kha Sara Taj Mehel Achi Tarha Dekhne Ke Bad Bo La ..
Maan Qasam Bohot Kharcha Agya....

Once an angel came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 ""world peace"".
That-s impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said ""Let me try world peace""

bacha or maa bazar gae bache na poocha alert donki daakh kar maa ya kiya ha ""maa"" sharma kar. ""kuch nahi"" . next time aapne baap se poocha papa ya kiya ha"" baap "" beta ya donki ka ___ ha bacha, butt maa na kaha """"kuch nahi"""" baap (thandi sanss la kar )haan teri maa ke liya """"kuch nahi"""" ha.hihihihihohoho.

Duniya mein es waqt 10 karor log apna apna kam kar rahany hain.8 karor log tv dekh rahany hain.5 kar log soo rahany hani or ed yah pagal ye msg per raha hai hihihihihihi ...ohohohohoh.lalallal

chounti nai hathi kai kaan main kya baat key kai hathi behoush ho gai ya.

boojhoo to jaaney



pata hai choonti nai haathi sai kaha kai main tumharey bachey key maan bananey wali houn.

GOD MADE MAN AND THE RESTED,
GOD MADE WOMAN AND THEN NO ONE RESTED

chalte chalte cycle ki chain atr gai larki ne ankh mari pant atr gai

Aik Martaba 4 Turtules Hotel main SOup Pina JaTa HaIn .. Woo SOup ka ORder daitta hain .. Soup Aa jaTa Ha ... soup pina lagta hain Tu aik damm sa Buhat taiz hawa chlna lagtti ha or barish ka Mosam hona lagtta ha .. tu woo khta hain k yar humara kapra Or Charpaiyan tu aabhi Chatt par hain .. tu aik ja kar uttar la .. but koi bhi jana ko taiyar nhi hotta .. aik bari mushkil sa hoo jata ha .. but woo aik PROMISE laita ha k OOs Ka Soup KOi nHi Piya Ga .. So sabb kahta hain OK~!~ woo chala jata ha ..
1 Hour Guzar jata ha .. 1 day guzara jata ha .. 1 month guzar jata ha .. 1 year guzar jata ha .. 6 years guzar jata hain but woo nhi atta .. so baki subb kahta hain k yar woo tu aaiya nhi chaloo hum iss ka Soup pee laita hain .. woo oss ka SOUP pina lagta hain tu DOOR k Picha sa Awaz atti ha
"" AAGER KISSI NA MAIRA SOUP KO HATH LAGAYA TU MAIN NHI JAOUN GA ""
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