Yaad

two children of hollywood,one says ""my father have beaten you father in fight"" other says ""wait for next year"" first says "" why next year your father is learning boxing?"" second says ""no next year i will have another father better than this one""""

Bari bari mochhoon wala aik admi cycle per sawar thaa us ne apna cycal aik burriya per ja mara.Burriya kehne lagi yai bari bari mochhin hai break nahi hai tu admi nai kaha ""bari Bee muchoon ki break nahi hoti

1 pagalkhana ma 1 pagal lota ma khundi dal ker batha hua tha. sath sa 1 doctor guzarta ha ore kahta ha yah kya ker raha ha to pagal bolta ha machle pakar raha hun to doctor kahta ha kah ga pagal kabhe lota sa bhe machle nichleha ore phir doctor chala gata ha thore dare badh doctor wapis ata ha to pagaluse tara batha hota ha to doctor pusta ha kah kitne machlian pakren han to pagal doctor say kahta ha ga doctor kabhe lota ma sa bhe machlian nickle han.

ek(one)larki hootee hai oss kai kuttay(dog) ka nam(name)kuch kuch ho ta hai.to woo ek(one)dafa nah(bath)rahee thee oss ka kutta(dog)kuch!kuch jo hoota hai woo kho jaa ta hai.woo 1 ghaar mai bhagee bhagee nangee(without clothes)gaiee whoo pochtee hai k app nai mera kuch!kuch daikha hai woo khata hai k mai nai app ka kuch!kuch nai sub kuch dekha hai...lolololololol hzhhahahhah eamiladress=dilawer_dada@hotmail.com

jo larkian fation kar ke bahir likalti han un larkiun ke bare mean ek shair ha ke.....chandni chand sey hogi to sitaron ka kia hoga..agar tum mohabat ek see karo gi to hum saron ka kia hoga... va va va va

ek din miyan ne poocha,""suno agar mein sofe pe bethon to tum kahan betho gi?""
usne kaha:"" mein zahir hai zameen par""
miyan ne poocha gar mein waha beth gaya to??
biwi ne kaha to mein phir zameen mein hole bana kar beth jaongi.
ab miyan ne poocha aghar mein us hole miein beth jaon to tum kahan bathogi???
AB biwi boli:"" mein jis hole mein tum hoge usse matti dal kar band kar doongi or waha beth jaongi!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

3 girls thi 1 andhi thi dusree lagdi thi aur teesri ke bal nahi the andhi ladki ne bola: wo dekho kitna acha phool hai.
Lagdi wali ne bola: me jake lekar ati hun.
Aur jiske bal nahi the ussne bola: han lekar aaoo me apne balon me lagati hun.

What do you get if you cross a football team with an ice cream?

ASTON VANILLA!!!!

patient: doctor, doctor! i cant stop sneezing. What can you give me???
Doctor: a tissue!!!