Yaad

Teacher.hamare mulk me 10 airport 30 railway station. bataw meri umar kitni he?Student.32years Teacher herangi se bola lekan tume kese maloom hua?STUDENT BOLA.MERE BAHI KI UMAR 16 SAL HE AUR WO ADHA PAGIL HE.HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2 pagal aik pagal khana sa baag jata haan.or aik 2 manzala bulidin main chala jata haan jo abbe bun rahe hote ha.donooh ko pishi ah jate ha.aik neecha wala munzil pa karta haan.or doosra ooper wala manzil sa uc par karna shruu ho jata ha..neecha wala ghusa pa kehta ha ohhha ohaa ya pagul pun nai painyake ha

Andheri raat thi, woh mere saath thi
main uske upar tha, woh mere neeche thi
haathon mein haath the, pairon mein per
bura mat maanana woh meri cycle thi.... lolll

ek dost dosery dost se yar main appni wife ko koi aysa gift dina chathia hoon jo kisi nee appni wife ko na diya ho dosera dost bola yar rakhi da do

un ki galee say guzray ageeb itehfaq tha
unhuan nay joo phol mara gamla bi sath tha

knock knock
whos there?
doctor
doctor who
doctor dre

Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!

knock knock
whos there
aba
aba who
pother door col nete mein kuthsou poopey ky

KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERWE MERRY MERRY WHO
MERRY CHRISTMAS