Yaad

On a special teacher-s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist-s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, ""I bet I know what it is - flowers!""

""That-s right!"" said the boy, ""but how did you know?""

""Just a wild guess,"" she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner-s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, ""I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!""

""That-s right! But how did you know?"" asked the girl.

""Just a lucky guess,"" said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner-s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. ""Is it wine?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. ""Is it champagne?"" she asked.

""No,"" the boy replied.

The teacher then said, ""I give up, what is it?""

The boy replied, ""A puppy!""

One night, a father passed by his son-s room and heard his son praying: ""God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.""
The father didn-t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: ""God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.""

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son-s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: ""God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.""

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor-s early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, ""Thank God you-re here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!""

ak larka tha us ko bouth bhouk lagithi wo jaldi sa ak hotel ma gaya waha us na pizza order kis to servent na bola sir! pizza ka 4/8 piece ma kardo us na bola bhai ! 8 piece ma kardo bouth bhouk lagi ha ! ha ha haahahh

eik dafa eik choor chori kerte howey pakra gaya phir sahab ne kaha ke tumhey sharam nahi ati tum chori kerte ho chor ne kaha sharam aati hai is liyay to muh main kapra pehan ker chori kerte hain ;)

aik dafa police ney aik chor ko garments ki dukan se chori karte hoy pakra, us par case hua.judge ne us se poocha;tumhe apnee biwi ka khayal kar lena chaheay tha.chor ne kaha;Khayal to tha par dukan mein sirf mardana kapray they.

ek dafa ek larke ke ghar us ka doost ata he wo dekhta he ke dosst ki to shalwaar ghutne se phati he wo sochta he ke abhi forun kuch keh diya to naraaz na ho jayen is leye kehta he "" aye aye tashref rakhye kuch lejeye kuch thanda garaam kui soi dhaga kuch to lejye.""

A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft-s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter-s position and course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it up in the helicopter window.
The pilot-s sign said, ""Where am I?"" in large letters.
The people in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it to the window of their building.
Their sign read, ""You are in a helicopter.""
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at the map, determined the course to steer to the SEATAC airport and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the ""You are in a helicopter"" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded, ""I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer!""

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It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.
The elephant complained, ""Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!""
The Lord said, ""Don-t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet!""
Next the giraffe complained, ""Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me!""
The Lord said, ""Don-t complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance.""
The hen spoke up, ""Lord, I don-t want to complain, but either let me have a bigger hole or smaller eggs.""

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A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty.
Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, ""Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?""
The judge?s face went red and he roared, ""It most certainly would not! I?d add another two years onto your sentence!""
The defendant nodded and then asked, ""Would it be okay if I THOUGHT you were a son of a bitch?""
The judge was becoming very annoyed but replied, ""Yes, I suppose that would be okay. I obviously have no control over your thoughts.""
The defendant smiled and said, ""Well, in that case, judge, I think you are a son of a bitch!""

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