joke

do bewakoof ja rahey the, ak k pass ek thelee thee , us ne doosre se kaha k--ghar tum ye batado k is thelee main kia hay to do anday tumare ,agar ye bhi batdo k sare kitne hein to charo anday tumhar
ay. doosray ne kaha k gabe ki khabar khuda ko . topehlay ne kaha wo sufade aur gole hain ,under zerdi bhi hai. doore ne kaha haa ye to mooli aur gajar hai.................

aik baar chintion ne party rakhi.usmain saari rishtedaar chintion ko bulaya. saari chintiyaan ander chali gayin. ek chinti ander nahi ja pai. bataoo kyun? kyunke usne heel shoes pehne they. haah haa haaah

Kuch khawateen aik ghar mein bethein baato mein masroof thein itne mein doosre kamre mein telephone ki ghanti baji tu mezbaan urat phone sunne ke liye doosre kamre mein chali gai udhe ghande baad woh wapis aayi tu aik mahmaan urat ne pocha ke kis ka phone thajawaab mila bas aik wrong no tha

aik khatoon mony bas mein apne aath bachcho ke humra sawaar howi aur baar baar candector se bachcho ki hifaazat ki tayid karti rahiin jab woh bas se utherne lagiin tu condector ne kaha Mohtarma! jab aap bas mein safar karein tu aadhe bachche ghar choodh kar aaya karein
Khatoon ne ghusse se condector ki taraf dekha aur boolien yeh hi tu mein ne kia hai

aik aadmi doctor k paas aaya us k dono kaan jalay huay thay,doctor nay poocha kya hua? aadmi bola mein kapray istary kar raha tha achanak phone ki ghanti baji,mein nay jaldi mein istary kaan pay laga li.poocha doosra kaan kaisay jala? aadmi bola ghanti dubara baji.

--------------------------------------------------Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!

You are safe..... where should i hide?????

aik larka shatan ko phatar mar raha tha to achanak shatan na bola mujha aalah ka naik banda to phatar mara magar mari ulad to mujha nahi mara

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
damn I am really sooo cute
u will overcome ur sadness. But don--t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

You=cute
You=hot
You=sweet
You=happy
Me=liar